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Saturday, October 22, 2016

Too much fibre? Check...

Because nothing says "Christmas" better than a fibre internet ad about dodgy Indian food and runny tummies...

Friday, October 14, 2016

Faces and hands of Grade 8J/R [2016], check. Scanner, check. Creepy dead effect, very check!
























Thanks to 8J/R for making the above gallery of disturbing imagery possible!
[Oh, and my own brilliant technical and artistic expertise also helped...]

Friday, October 7, 2016

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

All about the Apostrophe! [No, it's not a "floating comma"...]

THE APOSTROPHE -- rules, regulations and guidelines...


1 Singular nouns always get an ['s]:
1.1 the dog's paw
1.2 a zombie's moan
1.3 Mr Jones's house

2 Plural nouns get an ['s], if the word does not end on -S:
2.1 oxen's hooves
2.2 geese's wings

3 If the plural noun ended on S, the word only receives an [']:
3.1 the dogs' paws
3.2 the gremlins' huts
3.3 the Joneses' house

4 Religious figures always receive only an [']:
4.1 Jesus' cross
4.2 Moses' laws

[c] Hein Mönnig 2016